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16

Sep

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

sofapizza:

theclearlydope:[via]

We need to work on that poker face.

sofapizza:

theclearlydope:[via]

We need to work on that poker face.

awesomephilia:

They look so peaceful when they’re sleeping. 

awesomephilia:

They look so peaceful when they’re sleeping. 



do you have any idea what time it is young lady

do you have any idea what time it is young lady

(Source: treasuremart)

(Source: itsfunnytome)

ruinedchildhood:

When I lose my mom at Walmart

ruinedchildhood:

When I lose my mom at Walmart

whenever i try and learn something new

me:
It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
it is because I am a failure
me:
everything I touch dies
afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

(Source: prospit-page)

libbykeppen:

collegecutiepie:

gaysealapproves:

ellieintheskywithdiamonds:

altair-ibn-la-booty:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them.
Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them…
See where I’m getting at?

 (via archmasterjazzy)

my daughter found my “toy box” once… so yes… this scenerio does happen, they play with everything and anything.

Lock up your guns, but also PLEASE TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHY YOU DON’T PLAY WITH THEM.

SERIOUSLY.

Education is best. Yes, lock them up. But also teach them boundaries and they won’t be looking through shit in the first plae.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

(Source: loopholes)